The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoMice used to be civilizedlemmy.worldimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1747
arrow-up1747imageMice used to be civilizedlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square34fedilink
minus-squareHowAbt2morrow@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoThey can leave little “mouse shit nuggets” around the house for you to find, like a some type of game, and they’re actually sweet and tasty so they function as a prize. So not completely useless. Unless you’re diabetic.
minus-squarePyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoAnd what happens when a real mouse takes up residence?
minus-squareHowAbt2morrow@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoKnife fight. If you purchase that upgrade. Otherwise just robot coitus.
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoYou’ve just invented sexbots for mice. Congratulations, you’re about to be targeted for a smear campaign about useless research studies.
minus-squaredustycups@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoSo this is how it all ends. Who would have guessed.
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoYou gamble on salty vs sweet.
They can leave little “mouse shit nuggets” around the house for you to find, like a some type of game, and they’re actually sweet and tasty so they function as a prize. So not completely useless. Unless you’re diabetic.
And what happens when a real mouse takes up residence?
Knife fight. If you purchase that upgrade. Otherwise just robot coitus.
You’ve just invented sexbots for mice.
Congratulations, you’re about to be targeted for a smear campaign about useless research studies.
So this is how it all ends. Who would have guessed.
You gamble on salty vs sweet.