oakey66@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoDOGE Plans to Rebuild SSA Codebase in Months, Risking Benefits and System Collapsewww.wired.comexternal-linkmessage-square228fedilinkarrow-up1755cross-posted to: programmer_humor@programming.devpolitics@beehaw.orgtechnology@lemmit.onlinepolitics@lemmy.worldhackernews@lemmy.bestiver.se
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minus-squareDJKJuicy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 month ago I bet they’ll do it in Waterfall too. Nah B. This will be Extreme Agile XP with testing exclusively in Prod. Xitter will be the code repository.
minus-squareThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoPair programming with Grok. Spotty DOGE intern developer: “what’s a for loop?” Grok: “Look it up yourself, noob! Holy shit do I hate Elon Musk in every fucking way!”
minus-squarefutatorius@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoI’d think they’d put the commits onto the blockchain.
Nah B. This will be Extreme Agile XP with testing exclusively in Prod. Xitter will be the code repository.
Pair programming with Grok.
Spotty DOGE intern developer: “what’s a for loop?”
Grok: “Look it up yourself, noob! Holy shit do I hate Elon Musk in every fucking way!”
I’d think they’d put the commits onto the blockchain.