So yeah, if you’ll remember, I got fired by the NRCS a month ago.
I miraculously got hired for the same Civil Engineering position by a private firm 2 weeks later (I was literally under/unemployed for 2 years so this was insane fortune).
I got a call from USDA telling me not only am I reinstated and getting back pay, I also have the chance to do the ‘deferred resignation’ bullshit Elon came up with so I’d get paid until September.
It’s great I’m literally getting paid to do nothing, it’s great I’m literally stealing funds from the great satan but but I feel bad because…
Well, because this money is not coming directly from the private coffers of Elon.
And I actually believed in the mission of the agency.
But 
I guess I come out of this winning (?) AND unquestionably fucking over the Federal government
I feel bad because…
Well, because this money is not coming directly from the private coffers of Elon.
I for one feel absolutely honored that my tax dollars are helping a fellow comrade get that bag
Thanks for your dollars ‘rad
wow such efficient DOGE
Squirrel that extra dough away
Trust me, this is basically how me and my partner managed to afford the down payment on our house
Get that bag
enjoy my taxes, comrade.
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Thanks for trying to work for the NRCS - they do good work (imo) but are way underfunded and have a habit of grinding down good engineers.
It was nearly a perfect job, the people there are people I would take over anyone else in this shitty country; it was a fucking dream to get seemingly the perfect role for me after jerking off at my parents’ apartment for 2 years.
I left Puerto Rico to go live in bumfuck New England for 1 month of work. I even gave it a second thought to return, even after all this skullfuckery. It’s just way too risky given I already have a job in hand.
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Please don’t feel bad.
Hey, with how much he gets in government subsidies, it’s pretty much Elon’s money
the only thing you should feel bad about is not getting three paychecks
So are you going back, staying at the private firm? Still figuring it out?
I was seriously considering it, and now that Elon is leaving, it might not be that fraught woth future terrors. But i’d probably be extremely irresponsible if I left my current job, I even make slightly more here…
t’s great I’m literally getting paid to do nothing, it’s great I’m literally stealing funds from the great satan but but I feel bad because…
And I actually believed in the mission of the agency.
Just remember that they’re not actually committed to the mission of the agency right now. Take the money, and work both jobs at the same time if you can get away with it.
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training is non-existent
you can be hired straight out of school and expected to take over programs for an entire county
Lmao but that’s the good part!
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Oh yeah, it’s not such good thing when literal crops are rotting due to mismanaged the effluent runoff cause you literally don’t know shit
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