Consumers across Europe furious over President Donald Trump’s policies are boycotting U.S. goods. Among the most passionate are Danes, seeking a way to protest Trump's threat to seize the Danish territory of Greenland.
But if some Danish Viking girls want to sail upriver, plunder and burn my city, and carry me off as American war booty, given how this fucking country is going, I won’t object.
I deem you a threat to Ozempic/Wegovy maker NovoNordisk - we thought we had an engine for infinite growth when we decided to monetize fat yanks, but you had to go and stay thin, didn’t ya!
Look, I’m not saying it would be right.
But if some Danish Viking girls want to sail upriver, plunder and burn my city, and carry me off as American war booty, given how this fucking country is going, I won’t object.
Which part of boycott do you not get? No Viking girls want your American ass 🤮
He missed that boycott includes “boy”
fuck, how did I miss that
Boycotted. Girlcotted. Everyone cotted!
Sounds kinky, I’m in!
Damn, I was hoping that theft was still okay, just not purchase 😔
Theft is the way, but most of us sailing the high seas are no hot viking girls, I must say. Sorry.
It’d take 6 Viking women just to pick your fat ass up off the computer chair.
No worries, I’m of the rare species of Thin American. I weigh less than, statistically speaking, the average Danish woman.
I deem you a threat to Ozempic/Wegovy maker NovoNordisk - we thought we had an engine for infinite growth when we decided to monetize fat yanks, but you had to go and stay thin, didn’t ya!
Not only that, I only support universal healthcare to break the death-grip of the Danish Menace™ on our sugary-snack-gorged throats!
Did I mention that Novo also produces insulin? You’re basically a double menace, the king kindly asks you to take it down a notch… or else!
Calling Danish women “Fat mammas” is not earning you any brownie points.
I’m not calling them fat, I’m just saying I’m a waif who wavers in the wind, I swear 😭 I’m very liftable, lightweight cargo
Thanks for teaching me a new word: Waif I hope you’re doing better in the UK now. You left just in time my friend.
That’s the other Lemmy slut lol
Bingo, lol
In the UK? I’m in the US. I’m stuck here.
until the Danish women come
Inshallah!
Sorry, my bad, too many beers tonight
It’d take 24 Viking women just to pick your american fat ass up off the computer chair.