This guy wasn’t even a missionary weirdo, he was a YouTuber. Shame they didn’t merc his ass like the last dumbass.

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  • IngeniousRocks (They/She) @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    10 days ago

    Bright colored mystery cylinder that sloshes when shaked.

    They’ve seen coconuts. They’ve seen outsiders and obviously know were crafters because those outsiders wear strange intricate textiles and have vessels upon which they may reach the shore.

    It isn’t a far stretch to assume this is some kind of strange crafted container. Break it open or figure out the lever on top through investigation.

    The sweet smelling liquid inside should indicate it is drinkable.