Wrong answers only
Bird version of
AN OWL PISSED IN MY NEST!
Stop using my likeness to excuse war crimes!
WHERE’S MY BURGER! IT’S BEEN 10 MINUTES!
ethics in gaming journalism
wokeness
The dread of being a beautiful creature whose image is associated with burger fascists
“Dammit why didn’t you people go with the turkey instead like Franklin suggested!”
They went back in time to the signing of the Declaration of Independence to get turkeys off the menu.
The realization that, due to the rising cost of eggs, bald eagles will soon be factory farmed for both their eggs at poultry factory farms, and for the symbolism at irony farms.
Pissed off that a bird as cool as him is associated with the great satan…oh sorry, you said wrong answers only.
Uhh….what’s the deal with airline food?
He’s really gotta poop
I am pushing! You did this to me, Gerald!
Everything except for rap and country.
People thinking his cry is too wimpy and using the golden eagle’s instead
K-12 lunch programs.
He’s yelling about the price of salmon these days.
