pastermil@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days agoHoly Electrolytesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square121fedilinkarrow-up11.04K
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minus-squareNicoleFromToronto@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·12 days agoSeems your method of baptising children has already been discovered and is in heavy usage amongst all the christian sects.
minus-squareraynethackery@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·12 days agoYes, but, every sperm is sacred, so God might get irate.
minus-squaresmeenz@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 days agoHe’s not the mesiah, he’s a very naughty boy.
Semen is like 85% water
Seems your method of baptising children has already been discovered and is in heavy usage amongst all the christian sects.
Yes, but, every sperm is sacred, so God might get irate.
He’s not the mesiah, he’s a very naughty boy.