fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 年前Neutronium would like a word.mander.xyzexternal-linkmessage-square113fedilinkarrow-up11.07K
arrow-up11.07Kexternal-linkNeutronium would like a word.mander.xyzfossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 年前message-square113fedilink
minus-squareTh3D3k0y@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 年前You know… Looking at the list of restricted items, you can’t mail live animals, or cremated remains. But if you mail only your dick in a box it wouldn’t really be live anymore and isn’t cremated (yet). I suppose it could fall under perishable items though. https://stage-www.usps.com/ship/shipping-restrictions.htm
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前You can get a kit! https://store.usps.com/store/product/cremated-remains-kit-1-P_BOX_CREKIT1 I had ordered some stickers but they never sent them. :(
minus-squareDragonstaff@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前Cutting a hole suggests that, like in the song, the dick will still be attached to him, violating the rule against live animals.
You know…
Looking at the list of restricted items, you can’t mail live animals, or cremated remains. But if you mail only your dick in a box it wouldn’t really be live anymore and isn’t cremated (yet). I suppose it could fall under perishable items though.
https://stage-www.usps.com/ship/shipping-restrictions.htm
You can get a kit!
https://store.usps.com/store/product/cremated-remains-kit-1-P_BOX_CREKIT1
I had ordered some stickers but they never sent them. :(
Cutting a hole suggests that, like in the song, the dick will still be attached to him, violating the rule against live animals.