Carcharodonna [she/her]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 年前Never forgethexbear.netimagemessage-square85fedilinkarrow-up1149
arrow-up1149imageNever forgethexbear.netCarcharodonna [she/her]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 年前message-square85fedilink
minus-squareconditional_soup@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·1 年前Real answer: hilldawg is ancient and has the caloric intake requirements of a lichen. Carbs would probably fuck her shit up. Which, tbh, makes it all the more baffling that our special McDonald’s boy is still kicking.
minus-squareTheSpectreOfGay [hy/hym, she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·1 年前if you eat enough mcdonalds the preservatives stop you from dying
minus-squareSleve_McDichael [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·edit-21 年前He has enough beef tallow in his system from the 80s that he’s embalmed like a mummy
Real answer: hilldawg is ancient and has the caloric intake requirements of a lichen. Carbs would probably fuck her shit up. Which, tbh, makes it all the more baffling that our special McDonald’s boy is still kicking.
if you eat enough mcdonalds the preservatives stop you from dying
He has enough beef tallow in his system from the 80s that he’s embalmed like a mummy