I’ll go first:

Not even sure how I managed this one, honestly, but I accidentally took out a small chunk of fingernail from my thumb on the stud of my jeans.

Once again, no fucking clue.

  • Geodad@lemm.eeEnglish
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    3 days ago

    Back in their day they slept wrong for breakfast

    “I’ll sleep when I’m dead.” ~ my dad