transcription: girls dont want boys, they want the 12 food tall skeleton, stolen from <3 home depot (we also want girls :3 )
This us 100% true, can confirm. It takes up like half my apartment and i don’t even care.
I have one. Ask me anything.
We keep it up roughly a third of the year. After Halloween we put a giant Santa hat that our friend made (they are also a 12 ft skeleton haver) and then it’s a Christmas decoration. In 2024 we got a citation from the city for keeping it up too long. The only silver lining is that they didn’t cite us for having a Halloween decoration up too long, they accepted that the Santa hat made it a Christmas decoration with no input from us.
Was the citation for having it up too long in the spring? You could add some bunny ears and a basket to make it spring acceptable. Or some hearts for valentines day.
There’s one in my neighborhood that’s up year round & they have tons of outfits for him. My favorite is his 4th of July outfit.
We thought about it and might do it another year, but the year it happened we didn’t want to put stuff ilon it and be like “look see, it’s Valentine’s themed now!” lol.
If you also have a skeleton dog and two smaller skeletons on a bench in your yard, we’re neighbors.
It’s not stealing it’s user error, hd just failed to properly train me on how to use a self checkout
Well, he is less misogynistic (don’t bully me, I know guys who don’t enslave women exist, I am one).
really? because he has a BONE to pick with me 😂😂😂
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this thing on? 🎤
wait am i a girl
i feel like its possible~ do you want to be?
not really, and it’d be kinda weird considering my fiancée is heterosexual
Maybe 🥚
on a scale of spaghetti to inflatable balloon, I’d say you’re about spanner.
thanks i think
A boy could steal the skeleton for them though…
We are in 2025. Women can steal their own skeletons
Now how I supposed to attract a mate?
Start stretching your bones.
by not referring to them as a mate <3
What if im out here tryna get my ass bred tho?
But she’s into omegaverse 😭
What if I referred to them as a significant other?
do reanimated skeletons technically have exoskeletons because bones are hollow?
technically they are cool as fuck
No? They’re just bird-people?
They were sent to El Salvador by ICE