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geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

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Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

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geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Since when did the onion start reporting the news?

    • TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz
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      2016

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    Can someone help me point out what part of this is parody?

    • DominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.works
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      I cannot

    • blazeknave@lemmy.world
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      The onion has eaten it’s tail in 2025. Or the world has.

  • acargitz@lemmy.ca
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    Fuck Benjamin Netanyahu. May the people who voted for parties that support his coalition get the day they voted for.

    • rumimevlevi@lemmings.world
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      They voted for him and his party 6 times. Not like other primes was not criminals too

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    just like fucking for virginity

    • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      I recall when the news was testing out that phrase ‘deescalation through escalation’

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        They’ve done this in the past, bombing nuclear enrichment facilities…

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        it’s there a term, for rethoric so painfully stupid, that the media pretends it’s reasonable.

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    War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength

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