dumbass

Fuck dolls are gonna be amazing soon.

I think you’re probably the first person in years to do that.

there was barely any vehicles in the parade. That was the saddest military parade since Russias last year.

They definitely haven’t had the enjoyable experience of having their head nearly crushed by the thighs of a beautiful thick woman.

Since when did the onion start reporting the news?

It surprises me that there aren’t more shows like that, just some random dude bursting through your job calling you all twats and pointing out where you failed, then helping you fix it.

I want carwash nightmares or retail nightmares shows.

This could be one of those ‘two wrongs make a right’ situations, possibly.