Why does he need dehydrating
it’s the beginning of a Chaotic Era in Trisolaris, DC
Deez nuts?
it’s the first step in mummification
This is not the 90’s anymore. Democrats are not allowed to be moist.
Couldn’t be me.
stay dry you fuck
The New York Post secretly took a photo. I’m surprised. Chucky looks better than I expected. As he been working out?
Stick his ass in the freezer if he’s too hot.
Fatal case of saucelessness
oh mighty Anubis do your thing he’s already most of the way there. just need some natron, canopic jars and a hundred meters of linen
holy shit this is amazing
Google was fantastic. I didn’t even have to do anything. The original canopic photo was a top result. I did a quickie crop from the same Schumer photo that I MS Paint shopped over and over in this thread.
All I needed to do was shrink his eyes/glasses down to the right size. Then a do quickie crop for the third (bird) one. I was going to get very fancy and have the bird’s beak be the nose but I realized it was massive overkill.
The stars aligned.
I really hope this was caused by him trying to promote Cuomo in 100 degree heat. It would be the last little
on Mamdani winningThat’s just great. I bet the hospital is going to get him wet and probably feed him after midnight while they’re at it.
Gonna pour myself an ice cold glass of water to dab on this old binch
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hydro Homies Assemble!
He’s in his lane, floundering, languishing, dehydrating
he stopped drinking water when he heard a muslim won something in america
He checked with his imaginary friends and they said he doesn’t need hydration
lack of water, take my strength
