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tombruzzo [none/use name]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 3 days ago

When the 65 million year old fossilised homie says they lived in a cool, temperate climate, but a scan of their gut reveals charred pollen from an arid conifer.

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When the 65 million year old fossilised homie says they lived in a cool, temperate climate, but a scan of their gut reveals charred pollen from an arid conifer.

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tombruzzo [none/use name]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 3 days ago
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    deleted by creator

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      Bro thinks he’s the ChudRock

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    A+ title game

    How dare you post this good post in badposting

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      That title was just the result of having Walking With Dinosaurs on in the background whilst dealing with kids. It may seem impressive on its own but nothing is original.

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    That is such a hateable face.

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      It has been stuck in my mind ever since I saw it on this goddamned website

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    We used to be a real country

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    mmmm pollen

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      What the homies don’t realise is once you smell pollen it’s inside you and there’s no way of hiding that

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        not me though im built different

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