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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 14 hours ago

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Such a welcoming community

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 14 hours ago
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  • magnetosphere@fedia.io
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    You may have seen positive greentexts in the past. They’re an anomaly. This is the norm.

    • Programmer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Yes, the norm is greentexts that aren’t even green

      • three@lemmy.zip
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        he needs the comedy chevrons to know when to laugh

        ISHYGDDT

        • Match!!@pawb.social
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          fgsfds

  • simsalabim@lemmy.world
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    I…what?

  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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    Fake : Anon had sex
    Gay : obv

  • axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe
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    Can anyone translate to more common terms?

    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world
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      he came inside a femboy and now he needs an abortion

  • kemsat@lemmy.world
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    There was a time when it was ok to be unwelcoming towards stupidity. They weren’t better times, but they were delusional in a different way.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s still okay in certain cess pools on the internet.

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    Is it a sign of getting old if I don’t get half the idioms he is using?

    • Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works
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      They’re talking about how babby is formed

    • snooggums@lemmy.world
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      boiwife = boy wife

      fagpregnant = gay pregnant

      boibortion = boy abortion

      • wabasso@lemmy.ca
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        Ah ok! I initially read that as Biowife, so I assumed there was a real pregnancy scare. And you know, Biowife as opposed to digital waifu or whatever.

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      He’s just talking about getting his boyfriend pregante

      • Fetus@lemmy.world
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        *Gregnant.

        • Localhorst86@feddit.org
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          *pargnet

          • Pope-King Joe@lemmy.world
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            *pregangante

            • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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              *Preganté 🤌

              • AtariDump@lemmy.world
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                *Starch Masks

                • the_wiz@feddit.org
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                  Oookay, I think at this point I can feel the aneurysm building up in my brain…

            • frosch@sh.itjust.works
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              *Luigi Board

              • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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                shameless plug for askluigi !askouija@lemmy.world

              • LemUrun@pawb.social
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                Reddit be like

            • Zdvarko@lemmy.world
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              *paraglided

    • Myr@lemmy.world
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      It’s a greentext, I’d take it as a healthy sign you dont know “the boi- prefix” xD.

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    At least anon was cordial enough to respect OP’s time?

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    Just get a boi-ning after pill

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      the boning after pill is what started all this!

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    What’s going on with the image

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      4chan being 4chan.

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        That’s not 4chan. Somebody edited the screenshot

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          Are you referring to the scribbly line crossing out the image?

          • Match!!@pawb.social
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            presumably to censor the femboy porn

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              Right, but the answer is “somebody drew over it”.

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