smear campaignGod y’all are hilarious
do you reach into your pants to scrape your anus directly, charles
He just assumes everyone also gets pink eye several times a month.
Bet he gets a finger right up there.
scratch Charlie Kirk’s anus and a fascist bleeds
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if your asshole is so itchy its a food safety hazard then you probably need to get some kind of powder for that, charlie
Does…. Does Charlie Kirk not wash his hands?
Are you kidding? Touching another man’s hand is obviously gay, just like washing your butthole. The safest thing to do is never touch your hands together and absolutely under no circumstances can you wash your butthole.
No rules about not scratching your butthole though, that’s just what the good lord intended we do with our hands after all.
If God didn’t want me to put it up in there and wiggle it around a little, why’d he make my finger fit so well?
THIS IS MY HOLE, IT WAS MADE FOR ME!
We really need that sicko emoji because I’d be posting it non-stop.
I’ll never understand why the ignorami wear the fact their cultureless slobs like a badge of honor.
And have these corn-syrup swilling dipshits ever heard of washing hands?
Charlie Kirk Announces He Has Smeared Assjuice On Everyone He Has Ever Shaken Hands With, Which Is Pretty Much What They Deserve
It’s the diet version of JD Vance’s touch of death. Touch of suffering?
The ol’ E. coli try
touch of blech
God they really don’t have anything against him, do they?
Call him a socialist Communist fascist and people go “I don’t care what he is, he’s making life affordable and he’s hot”.
Call him an antisemite and people go “Alright good fuck Israel” or go “But he was endorsed by a Jewish candidate”.
Call him a Muslim and people go “yeah and?”.
Say he’s going to make all the billionaires leave NYC and people go “Yeah fuck em if they stay they’re paying their taxes or getting Luigi”.
HE EATS WITH ONLY HIS HANDS!!!
yeah, ok.
so his asshole is either dirty or he has hemorrhoids lol
seriously why did libs stop calling these weirdos “weird”
Someone made the boss call, let them know if they kept doing that they were going to win the election. Stopped immediately.
It was Biden’s advisors immediately after being brought onto the Kamala campaign IIRC. The line between incompetence and sabotage is thin
it was working too well
Also like, how do you eat a hot dog, Charlie?
With a fork and knife like the clown he is.
I saw this absurd video from a content creator whose whole schtick was showing us plebs proper etiquette for the British aristocracy. In the video he shows us how to eat a banana with a knife and fork.
What is so pathetic about this video is that the guy is himself not a member of the aristocracy, and no matter how much he grovels and imitates, will never be one or be accepted by them. Also he’s stupid enough to believe that anyone, even a member of the aristocracy, would eat an unpeeled banana with a knife and fork
I remember him getting upset and blocking someone on multiple accounts repeatedly asking him what the etiquette for jacking off was.
The obvious answer is with a knife and fork
i just suck the whole thing down in one slurp
While making eye contact with your coworkers, as a power move
I keep my hands clean by using an anus-scratching fork.
So
just got shit on his hands all day?in his cheeks. on his hands.
charlie kirk never walked by a construction site at lunch time??
the dirtiest hands eating sandwiches and chips raw dog
