I’m God’s most powerful anti-AI hater and have the capacity for morality so this ain’t it folks
If AI is so fucking transformative why do we need to be compelled to use it
Hey are we even breaking even? Like all the devs I talk to about it go “yeah it’s ok but you spend about as much time fixing what it gives you as you would writing it yourself”. Can you imagine the business acumen it takes to have your devs take as much time as usual but also pay OpenAI a royalty for use of their text extrusion machine? And having it assist the HR department? Legal? All it’s good for is finding a polite way to tell someone they’re fired or communicate absolutely nothing behind sixty layers of corporate executive jargon.
Yeah, just felt really good about being a cook for a bit there.
“Great news everyone! We’re going to use ChatGPT to make our new menu!”
Id just make that menu. Im not eating it.
Until someone complains about the lack of glue in your pizza sauce.
I’ll add glue. Whatever. Im not eating it
AI couldn’t hope to adapt the same way as a cook who doesn’t give a shit.
Don’t get me wrong. Itd be a bummer. Im in a position now where the AI would be doing my job to an extent. Our chef is pretty hands off and lazy. We just changed menus yesterday and basically he told me an another guy what the new dishes will be be and then we make up the specific recipes.
“Great news, we’ve laid off the chef and the owner now makes menus using an LLM!”