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Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

Kelly - Eternal Wrestle

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Kelly - Eternal Wrestle

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Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    lmao, my favorite Kelly genre is overly specific cultural moment fever dream.

    • Rey_McSriff [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      The way he always draws his fantasy women in 70s fashion is extremely chefs-kiss

      • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        It’s just a shame he’s pretty libbed up outside of Stan Kelly, because otherwise he made the perfect caricature of the boomer cartoonist stuck eternally in the past.

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        That woman is clearly Elizabeth, Macho Man isn’t gonna like this

        • Mindfury [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          Macho Man won’t have to deal with it, being that this is clear satire as Hogan is in hell

          Oooooooh yeah dig it

  • ComradeSpahija [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    reasonable blacks

    Joe Biden speaking about Obama vibes

    • ComradeSpahija [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      and the flag at half-mast lmfao

      • Chump [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Holy fuck that’s perfect

  • Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.net
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    spouse sharing love sponges

    Lmao what

    • Monstertruckenjoyer@hexbear.net
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      deleted by creator

      • Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.net
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        Haha wow jesus-christ

      • Weedian [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        bubba the WHAT?

        • Krem [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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          i’m not well versed in the hot-wife-sharing community vocabulary, but i assume a love sponge is a husband that acts as some kind of cleaning tool

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    Dear God lol

  • CthulhusIntern [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I like the implication that the sex tape is the only thing Kelly knows Hulk Hogan for, and not the wrestling.

    • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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      There’s a wresting logo on Peter’s podium.

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    Im a seductive she angel and im READY TO RUMBLE

  • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Explain pls

    • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      It’s honestly more convoluted than it is worth knowing.

      TL:DR

      Wrestler / media bozo Hulk Hogan said racist shit while doing a sex tape with a Radio DJ’s wife.

      Sex tape details gets released by gossip magazine (Gawker), Hulk Hogan destroys said magazine with litigation using Thiele money.

      Thiele had previously been outed as gay by the same magazine and held a grudge.

      I’m uh, not sure where “reasonable blacks” or “hanoi cams” come into it.

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        I think the camera says “handi-cam” which is what people called camcorders

        • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          That makes way more sense lol

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      • Belly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Okay but who is that Jesus guy? I’m not seeing any director credits on IMDB. Is that a first name or last name?

        • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          Famous LA area minor league bowler

      • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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        Thiele had previously been outed as gay by the same magazine and held a grudge.

        An often forgotten aspect here is that they waited to out him until he was in Saudi Arabia

        reasonable blacks

        The speech bubble says they forgive him, he said racist stuff. Its not really deep.

        hanoi cams

        Its handi cam. A brand of camera.

        • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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          An often forgotten aspect here is that they waited to out him until he was in Saudi Arabia

          he’s rich they aren’t going to do anything to him. hell they probably traffic for him

          • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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            We dont have to speak in future tense as if this is speculation, he was fine. But the deliberation involved in his outing i feel is important in understanding the motivations of both parties.

            Thiel was outed as a way to taunt him (Motivated in part by his support of open homophobic politicians), and he was angry because they had used his sexuality to threaten his life.

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              The timeline where Gawker got Peter Thiel executed by the Saudis would be an improvement

            • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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              i meant to connote that expecting or worrying that they’d do something to him at the time was unreasonable.

              i give zero shits about the anger of traitors for any reason.

        • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          I meant more if that character represented anyone specific, the hanoi cams fuckup was purely my goof

          and yeah good shout on the SA bit, I was just putting it simply

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        What about “runnin’ wild”? Usually the Kelly character quip is a clever double-entendre but I don’t see how that phrase even has a single meaning which is relevant in the context of Hulk Hogan’s life.

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          Lol just in case this is unironic:

          “What’cha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?!” Was his catchphrase for a while.

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            LOL thanks, I had no idea that was a thing he was known for saying. I just thought his thing was ending every sentence with “brother”.

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              To be fair, it was a looong time ago. chomsky-yes-honey

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        Amazing

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    I feel nothing

    • largerfather [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      wherein post nothing

  • SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    I need a hulk strength bed

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