Mine is
“Are you pee? Cuz urine my heart.”
Hi, I’m Ben Shapiro.
Fuck me if I’m wrong but I think you want to make out with me.
Hey, baby. Are you a traffic light? Because I’m getting mixed signals.
Seen in a previous thread; daaamn girl, you shit out that ass?
Love this one, use it on my SO often
I’m like the twin towers the way your bush got me collapsin’.
Girl, you’re making me retarded because I’m down for you.
Hah, is that the main character from Disco Elysium?
He is indeed.
are you sitting on the f5 key because that ass is refreshing
Dude, you need to get some F1.
What does f1 do?
Reduce screen brightness, on mine.
Help…
Ah thanks. I’ve never used f1 before
If I were a dung beetle, you’d be the prettiest pile of shit I’ve ever seen.
Hey baby, are you a school? Coz I want to shoot kids in you
This is the best pickup line to get punched in the face /s 😂
I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U.
You win 😂
Ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the wise?
Do you play Pokemon? Because I need to get a Pikachu (peek at you)
Actually include the explanation for best effect.
Are you homework? Because I want to do you on my desk.
Are you a homework? Because I wanna take you home, promise to do you for 2 hours, get tired in 2 minutes, and cry as my dad teaches me how to do it while yelling for 15 minutes before deciding I am hopeless.
About what time should I come over?
