Reginald II
Big Hamburger.
I like that. Simple. Straightforward. To the point. No flashy PR nonsense because it doesn’t need a hype man. It’s just a big burger.
Want a big burger? Here’s a big burger.
that burger is so fucking good
+5 Meatbomination of Heart Disease.
Cholesterol +5 Obesity +5 Self-esteme -1 Lifespan -5
Heartburn (ex.): upon consumption inflict 1 point of damage (acid, internal) and reduce effective sleep by 4 hours.
The Donald.
At In-N-Out, it would be a 5x5 (five by five). That sounds reasonable to me.
hamberder
5 patties? i call that a waist of food.
You won’t have a waist if you keep eating like that.
Waste.
Beefburger
“The Pentattack”
Five cow burger
Charbroiled Coronary
Expensive.
Carl’s Jr. used to sell a “Six-Dollar Burger” for $3.95. The idea was six dollars was a lot to pay for a hamburger, so it must be a fantastic deal at $3.95, which was also a lot to pay for a hamburger at the time.
Damnburger.
