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BelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months ago

tfw when you grow up and realize you've basically become the box factory guy

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tfw when you grow up and realize you've basically become the box factory guy

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BelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months ago
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    cushy deskjob, jacket with sweet elbow patches… I wish I was the box factory guy

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      Don’t forget being able to bore children

      That’s a hell of a plum right there

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    what do you think the benefits are like at the box factory

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      one small free box a quarter

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      Company sponsored trips to Flint, MI

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      The ability to buy a box at a discounted rate. Limit two per year.

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    Did you ever see anyone’s hand get cut off and then the hand started walking around trying to choke everybody? Popped eyeballs?

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        Then I don’t know what kind of box factory I’m thinking of.

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          brace-dark-cowboy A pine box factory

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        Good workplace safety

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    doggirl-gloom attacked

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