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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 23 hours ago

Welcome to Australia

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Welcome to Australia

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 23 hours ago
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  • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    Can snake sex be called snex?

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      18 hours ago

      • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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        Boo backwards colors! (I would be too lazy to fix it too, but that won’t stop me from being mindlessly tribal here!)

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          what?

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            You changed this setting in Voyager and forgot about it lol.

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          what?

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      Snexy!

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    I once wrote in the sex Ed annonymous question box how snakes have sex and the teacher got pissed and threw it away like it was a prank.

    I really wanted to know :(

    Now I do! Kinda! I know it looks cooler than mamals mating at least

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    23 hours ago

    What you can’t see is the koala with chlamydia in the background, about to be eaten by a drop-bear

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      Oh god. Don’t get them started on drop-bears.

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    A dingo ate my baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo. While watching mommy snake doo doo doo doo doo doo daddy snake doo doo doo doo doo doo mommy snake doo doo doo doo doo doo daddy snake make baby snakes doo doo doo doo doo doo baby snakes doo doo doo doo doo doo.

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      So the shark walks up to the dingo stand, and says to the dog running the stand, dum dum dum, got any snakes?

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    Wait, the symbol for medicine is snakes doing it?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caduceus_as_a_symbol_of_medicine

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      Yes, but no. The correct symbol would be this one:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_of_Asclepius

      But someone fucked up a hundred years ago and now we’re here.

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        wow!

        very interesting, never noticed they were two different symbols

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        Did they fuck up or fuck it up?

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          The modern use of the caduceus as a symbol of medicine became established in the United States in the late 19th and early 20th century as a result of well-documented mistakes and misunderstandings of symbology and classical culture. Critics of this practice say that the correct symbol for medicine is the Rod of Asclepius, which has only one snake and no wings.

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            Man, why’s it feel like next your going to tell me the green cross badge my brother got in boyscouts wasn’t for smoking weed

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              No, that one is valid. I’ll light one for her.

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          Yes

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            20 hours ago

            obviously

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        +1 for arcane knowledge!

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      23 hours ago

      son, it’s time we talk

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    20 hours ago

    That shark is a cake, I can tell from here.

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    Shouldn’t your life be in danger? Like you just got bitten by a poisonous spider while you saw all of this.

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    Obviously AI.

    Not a spider in sight.

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      There are hundreds, you just can’t see them.

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      Who do you think took the picture?

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    “Dinner and a show! This beach has it all!”

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      Better than the Treasure Island show in Vegas

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    I read that and wondered how a dingo would host a dinner with a shark and apparently I need a nap. (Obligatory “thanks, English”.)

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    We’re here for the fuckin’ snakes, not fuckin’ spiders.

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