I’m a cishet dude and I find them beautiful and very nice. Any guy that tries to prove his manhood by being a neckbeard about them being like "oh these eldritch abominations! 
" need to grow the fuck up and touch grass, let alone actually interact with a woman.
“straight sex and heterosexuality is basically gay” is one of the all time funniest cultural signifiers though. in the year 2000, it would seem that the only straight thing for men was exclusively hanging with/dating/fucking men
Felix saying something like “You wanna have sex with a woman? Why, so you can make another man? Pretty gay, dude” was probably the funniest bit on Chapo for me.
The sour grapes fox, I can’t get laid with women so sex is gay.