I’m a cishet dude and I find them beautiful and very nice. Any guy that tries to prove his manhood by being a neckbeard about them being like "oh these eldritch abominations! 
" need to grow the fuck up and touch grass, let alone actually interact with a woman.
Honestly any bodily organ is an eldritch abomination if you think about it too hard.
The heart comes to mind when I think that, kinda weird looking when I first saw a real image of it that wasn’t the cartoon kind.
I’ve never heard that take but if I did i would suspect the speaker was not actually attracted to women at all.
It was super common among guys my age growing up in the 90’s into the 2000’s. And yeah it’s lowkey just admitting you’re not really into women much afterall.
“straight sex and heterosexuality is basically gay” is one of the all time funniest cultural signifiers though. in the year 2000, it would seem that the only straight thing for men was exclusively hanging with/dating/fucking men
Felix saying something like “You wanna have sex with a woman? Why, so you can make another man? Pretty gay, dude” was probably the funniest bit on Chapo for me.
The sour grapes fox, I can’t get laid with women so sex is gay.
I have heard a take criticizing vulvas as unsexy and complaining about why porn zooms in on them when he wants to see the whole person. But this was from a very gay friend who knew he was gay and did not find vulvas sexy trying to express his confusion about what I found sexy about vulvas.
I’m mostly straight and I think this too. genuinely nothing aesthetically sexy about vulvas in isolation imo.
’oh these eldritch abominations! ‘
lmao
Let’s be honest, you can say that about genitals in general. Saw my dog’s red rocket when he saw a girl he liked and that was something out of Alien, fuck that
genitals are one of the least attractive parts of the human body imo. love em for their function, but I’d rather look at basically anything else on my partner.
i think it’s a context or framing thing. a medical closeup isn’t very flattering for anything
if the context is “i’m seeing this because this person wants to have sex with me” then its gonna be the most attractive thing in the world, but then any bodypart with that context would be
of course. i can also think of some erotic presentations that aren’t a 480i vhs money shot, but i won’t elaborate.
(Not a vagina owner) vaginas and vulvas are neat. No complaints there.
But uterus’s and ovaries are a disaster zone. I’d say the majority of the vagina owners in my life have had debilitating issues at one time or another with uterine fibroids or ovarian cysts etc, on top of that periods suck and Drs are hopelessly badly informed / willfully cruel with womens health issues. So as a complete package I wouldn’t recommend.
yep. I hate having these body parts, nothing but a painful nuisance.
i’ve seen this shit way too much from cishet
guys whose only actual interest in sex is make pp feel goodthey look really pretty like flowers and they create life; like how is that not the coolest thing ever
I don’t really care about the life creating part (and actually most of what does that is the stuff you can’t see unassisted) but I agree, vulvas are very pretty and diverse. And I think it’s really cool how they change depending on arousal.
It goes both ways though, a lot of people say this same stuff about penises, and I don’t see it there either. I love those lil guys, they got adorable helmets and everything.
I’m just kind of in love with the human body in general I guess, there’s no part of it that I don’t like, at least out of the things I can see with my eyes. I probably wouldn’t be a fan of the goopy internal organ bits, but I can just pretend those don’t exist
i’ve never known a single man in person who has ever said that
Oh I have, really shitty dudes too, as you’d imagine.
If they turn you on that is totally cool.
However me being 100% gay - they turn me off. Love women as friends but anything more?
Same here. All my friends are female. I don’t really have a problem with the female genitalia, because it isn’t gonna be up in my face. The problem I have with women is when they are aggressive and controlling, but I also have that problem with men. I also hate it when they force their cats on you and don’t give a fuck whether or not you consent to be their fucking toilet or whether you are allergic because fuck you, which men can do also, but it’s mostly women. So much for their consent argument and all the talk about boundaries.
