I’m a cishet dude and I find them beautiful and very nice. Any guy that tries to prove his manhood by being a neckbeard about them being like "oh these eldritch abominations! 
" need to grow the fuck up and touch grass, let alone actually interact with a woman.
lmao
Let’s be honest, you can say that about genitals in general. Saw my dog’s red rocket when he saw a girl he liked and that was something out of Alien, fuck that