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minus-squaretychosmoose@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·13 days agoTo be fair it wasn’t a random banana. It was this specific banana.
minus-squareMoxie_empathizer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·12 days agoI’d bet in the US she would have had a higher probability of finding an actual gun.
minus-squarex00z@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·13 days ago50/50 chance it was either this one or not.
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·13 days agowhat about the edge case where the banana got eaten and all its constituent molecules reincorporated themselves into a new banana to be found in the line for photos with giancarlo esposito because the universe likes a good joke
To be fair it wasn’t a random banana.
It was this specific banana.
I thought it was a gun.
It is a gun.
Must be the USA, then.
I’d bet in the US she would have had a higher probability of finding an actual gun.
50/50 chance it was either this one or not.
what about the edge case where the banana got eaten and all its constituent molecules reincorporated themselves into a new banana to be found in the line for photos with giancarlo esposito because the universe likes a good joke