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KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 2 months ago

I am happy to share that I've completed my MBA at the Sisyphean Academy of Rock Pushing

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I am happy to share that I've completed my MBA at the Sisyphean Academy of Rock Pushing

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KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 2 months ago
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Now I’ve got this rock to the top I’m gunna have finally made it

Celebrating an Educational Milestone

#achievement #corporateladder #inspirational

Enjoy a 1-month free trial of LinkedIn Premium on us

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    Premium Pig Balls

  • Meltyheartlove [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Congratubeanshions! doggirl-happy Corporate says I must image you happy. Corporate also said the next step involves pushing the rock up a ladder.

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      Yesss pushing it up a ladder is so much easier! Thank you for rewarding my hard work with easy work

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    this video is agitatin

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      It is a perfect metaphor for the pmc

      Edit: amd it was actually the default image for a linkedin post i saw

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    congratulations

    I am now ready to experience the real world toil of never ending corporate tasks, and thrive in it. How glamorous. We did it. Like and subscribe, merch store coming soon.

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    Group Project Dot Gif

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Hey um sorry i haven’t been responding to the group whatsapp ive been snowed under can you add my signature to the last page?

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        Fantastic reminder to me to not go back to school thanks comrade

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          Postgrad wasn’t terrible, I feel like they sling group assignments at undergrads as busy work

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      I need to go to sleep I read this as Group Project Got Dilf 😭

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    And, are you happy?

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      I only respond to questions about my mental welfare on R U OK Day. Other days of the year I respond ‘can’t complain’

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        So I can imagine you happy.

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    Congratualns. Come back tomorrow to receive your certificate

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      certificate below

      🪨


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    that’s four people

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