so a few weeks ago someone posted something about doctors making some sort of new findings about the utility of progesterone in aiding breast development in trans femme individuals and as a cis cracker I can’t help but stick my nose into everything and, on hearing that, I was aghast at the poor state of medical knowledge, because people should have known that about progesterone YEARS ago

as president I would dedicate billions making a national project of developing the perfect transitioning technology. I think my initial proposal was that we’ll develop a pod where you go in and it’ll be like you never even heard the word testosterone. And if you’re a trans man, good news, you go in the other side, that’s where all the testosterone’s gonna go, it’s win win win

I think I could sell it to the cis people by playing on the steroid meat jockeys who would inevitably come to understand the benefits of perfecting our engineering of the human endocrine system, but really I think the “no more mosquitos” plank of the platform would be what really helps sell my candidacy to the average person