• lmao. my summary:

    “btw all that bizarre crap i spewed at you over the last few days is off the record.”
    “That’s not how ‘off the record’ works.”
    “yes, huh. because I used Signal.”

    i had to look this clown up and how they came to dance in the court of our wettest president, eagerly taking on the politically-motivated cases against his enemies, as in the ones the DoJ’s actual prosecutors won’t touch out of basic careerism.

    Third Runner-up, Miss Colorado USA 2010

    lmao this story is pretty dry in the middle as its a text argument between a detail-oriented journalist and a $300 haircut, but the ending is hilarious.