This is a very funny story but it’s also so incredibly disheartening to realize that the people running the country are all so incredibly stupid and ignorant and they’re still teabagging the “opposition” party

lmao. my summary:

“btw all that bizarre crap i spewed at you over the last few days is off the record.”
“That’s not how ‘off the record’ works.”
“yes, huh. because I used Signal.”

i had to look this clown up and how they came to dance in the court of our wettest president, eagerly taking on the politically-motivated cases against his enemies, as in the ones the DoJ’s actual prosecutors won’t touch out of basic careerism.

Third Runner-up, Miss Colorado USA 2010

lmao this story is pretty dry in the middle as its a text argument between a detail-oriented journalist and a $300 haircut, but the ending is hilarious.