Like… why does he almost look like uncanny valley AI slop? Is this a difficult image for anyone else to behold?
My man looks like he is from 5 nights at Freddys
The bite of ‘87 wasn’t even his first controversy that year
hold on, ive been using this to express chagrin for years, are you telling me this is a fucking smile?
He looks like Cockmongler in this shot
Uncanny… the cuomo brother that escaped his fate
He has that smile that never shows in his eyes.
13·10 days agoTransition could have saved her.
Mister Beast Syndrome
It looks like AI because it’s heavily photoshopped. Are those even his real teeth? looks like too may teeth but I can’t be bothered to count a predators teeth outside of the ursidae or felidae family.
True it’s heavily photoshopped but why’d they have to give him those attack on titan ass teeth then
Canid erasure
Lol
Side note: I always thought
was prescient in making the Smiler look like 
my pre-pubescent brain was not ready for this scene in the middle of the funny Michael Keaton movie I was watching
Whats wrong with it? Yeah its vacant of anything resembling humanity behind those dead eyes but…
Looks like some toy they use to scare the shit out of kids at the dentist
One day when you grow up you too can have this many teeth
I genuinely can’t tell what pics of him are edited at this point
Looks like a Titan that’s about to eat me
I’m a freddo and I look the same uncanny if I smile showing my teeth
Hell, that’s probably the reason the Mona Lisa isn’t showing her teeth either
#JustFreddoThings
Idk why but he looks like Homer Simpson’s brother to me
POV you just encountered a vampire patriarch
Black Lodge ass motherfucker
The face of someone who has stared at himself in the mirror practicing his perfect political smile until he can activate it the same way the rest of us can fake a customer service smile when needed
casts the ancient Italian curse of Cuomo on you
