Horrible.
Whoever raised his kid is doing it right.
well fuck… i’m not gonna sleep tonight.
Brb making a char sheet of this for my bestiary
Kid knows what they’re doing.
I would homebrew this as the result of a failed attempt to create a Dracolich/Drow combo. Find it restrained in a dungeon “lab”, long abandoned, but still alive because it’s undead.
That creature looks uncomfortable. Also, it’s been a while since I did anything D&D — aren’t those stats buffed a whole lot?
A Google search (ai response, so take it with a grain of salt) suggested a 5 person party could take a dragon with 136 hp and 18 a at levels 8-9 comfortably. 7-8 would be hard, 5-6 would be very difficult but possible. Depends on the DM too.
Note I don’t play much 5e, and my experience in TTRPGs outside a few single session stuff is mostly one Pathfinder 2e campaign currently at level 6.
Fun fact! This stat block predates the birth of the child in the post!
This is a real stat block? The “it’s” typo feels sus.
It’s not official, but why does that matter?
It sorta looks like somebody kitbashed a new mini and had to invent a stat block for it.
When I have print failures, I try to kitbash failed pieces together into monstrosities. I totally believe this.
This is about 10x worse than just imagining
Bad AI slop is bad.
You wasted a gallon of water for this? Fucking why? Get out of here with this ai slop
Yeah. A gallon of water might not sound like much, but it adds up. If you generate two images a day for a year, it’s as bad as eating a whole cheeseburger. Assuming the gallon is accurate and not an exaggeration.
Dude, push the anti-meat shit elsewhere. AI is something that is causing new, extreme damage for literally no benefit. You’re not going to convince anyone by attacking other movements.
Also, I’m a vegetarian, go bark up a different tree.
The point isn’t being anti-meat, it’s perspective. The water consumption of AI is completely negligible compared to literally every other facet of our consumption and really isn’t worth using to demonstrate how bad AI is.
AI’s consumption of electricity, on the other hand…
It’s a tangible example that you can use to demonstrate the absolute waste to someone. Yeah, it’s less water waste than electricity waste, but people can’t visualize the amount of electricity being used and have that be a concrete thing in their mind. Pouring out a gallon of water is an immediately identifiable thing. And the point is to make people associate the absolute reckless waste with the use of ai.
Yeah, but that one bottle is dwarfed by the 600 gallons for one cheeseburger. That’s the point I, and the previous poster, are trying to make.
Wait, people can’t visualize the amount of electricity used for something? Oh, right, not everyone is an electrical engineer.
Lovecraft: “Write that down, write that down!”
There’s too many of these “that happened” posts featuring a child playing a tabletop. They would just be unfunny nonsense if it weren’t framed as something a child actually said.
I get the sentiment generally, but that’s exactly how my five year old nephew talks (if I were to edit for brevity, which I appreciate in the relaying of anecdotes about five year olds, lol)
RedWyrm is especially notorious for that. Their child also doesn’t age correctly.
In what way is it unfunny nonsense? Seems like a legit monster to me.
Well, if it sounds like a legit monster, the fact that a 5yo said it wouldn’t be relevant, and without it being absurd the post kinda loses all substance. It is held up by the implication that this odd exchange actually happened, which it didn’t.
“Imagine if there was a spider dragon with a breath attack of breathing thousands of tiny spiders” just doesn’t have the same hook as this exposition.
Hebegeebees, +7
Jesus fuck
Thanks, I hate it
That would actually make someone in my table pass out, not even joking
Spider dragonborn or dragon spiderborn?
See, when a spider and a dragon love each other very very much…
That’s what the old half-dragon template was for.
5 years old and already an understudy of Satan!
Spider Dragonborn Sorcerer; It’s Spider-Man but with Fireball.
