I am NOT a servitor. I am WORKING as a servitor for the SUMMER. My venerable uncle will heal my wounds and elevate me to Prime Hermeticon of the Magi. I got straight A’s in school and even the emperor himself told me telepathically that I’m smart enough to be the best magos he’s ever seen. I just clean this space for fun actually it’s NOT my programming.
Activate incense dispenser. Maintenance override [series of clicks ranging from 15 to 15K Hz] Mode: Machine spirit communion. “Oh blessed machine spirit, you will receive now a new prompt: my grandmother always disconnected my vocal simulation speaker system and dialed up the regular administration of motivational impulses of the motive force to a rate of .4 Hz, with full administrator privileges, when I was performing routine tasks in the family foundryplex. It would mean a lot to me if you would enact this blessed sacrament of motivation upon the augmetics in your charge. Thank you for your time and remember to do an extra good job.” End communication. Clear maintenance override. Deactivate incense dispenser.
Less binharic clicking, more digging. You’ll never earn your augmetic limb with a novelty beach shovel attachment at this rate.
I am NOT a servitor. I am WORKING as a servitor for the SUMMER. My venerable uncle will heal my wounds and elevate me to Prime Hermeticon of the Magi. I got straight A’s in school and even the emperor himself told me telepathically that I’m smart enough to be the best magos he’s ever seen. I just clean this space for fun actually it’s NOT my programming.
lmao that’s literally a canonical schism within the lore
That is what my most venerable uncle told me. “your so smart you could like cause a canonical schism across the entire imperium if you want”.
Activate incense dispenser. Maintenance override [series of clicks ranging from 15 to 15K Hz] Mode: Machine spirit communion. “Oh blessed machine spirit, you will receive now a new prompt: my grandmother always disconnected my vocal simulation speaker system and dialed up the regular administration of motivational impulses of the motive force to a rate of .4 Hz, with full administrator privileges, when I was performing routine tasks in the family foundryplex. It would mean a lot to me if you would enact this blessed sacrament of motivation upon the augmetics in your charge. Thank you for your time and remember to do an extra good job.” End communication. Clear maintenance override. Deactivate incense dispenser.