happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 14 days agoBrother, my venerable uncle is the Fabricator-General of the Adeptus Mechanicus and he lets me play with ALL the new guns before they're released.message-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up132file-text
arrow-up132message-squareBrother, my venerable uncle is the Fabricator-General of the Adeptus Mechanicus and he lets me play with ALL the new guns before they're released.happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square13fedilinkfile-text
You cannot meet him for he lives on Mars along with my girlfriend. I also have a girlfriend, Brother.
minus-squareinfuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·13 days agoYou wouldn’t know my girlfriend… she lives on a different planet!
You wouldn’t know my girlfriend… she lives on a different planet!