I’d love if Clinton came out and said that trump was bad at it, trump’s ego won’t let him be bad at anything so you know that he’ll come out the gate with a, “I give great blow jobs. The best of blow jobs. People always say ‘Wow Mr. President, you just blew my mind, and my dick.’ like all time.”
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What happens if we live in a timeline where it turns out that Trump is like, Olympic level blowjob giver?
He’s not and you know he’s not.
Yeah, I feel like the best people at oral have empathy, and Trump sure as hell doesn’t.
Also he would have a heart attack if he tried.
Yeah but like…
What if he was…
What was it Louis Armstrong said? probably the best trumpet player never seen a 🎺?
Maybe Bill Clinton’s dong was Trump’s French horn?
No man, he can’t suck dick, he has never in his life had the athleticism necessary for it.
Queue rocky training montage but it’s him practicing to get strong enough to suck dick by opening cans of diet coke and lifting McDonald’s bags
Would watch.
But you know he doesn’t open his own coke.
I’d love if Clinton came out and said that trump was bad at it, trump’s ego won’t let him be bad at anything so you know that he’ll come out the gate with a, “I give great blow jobs. The best of blow jobs. People always say ‘Wow Mr. President, you just blew my mind, and my dick.’ like all time.”
This is the masterstroke.
Trump wouldn’t be able to let this go. He would necessarily go into Kim Jong Un level hyperbole about how great his blowjobs are.
Pun intended?
I would be 100% okay with the knowledge that the only thing Trump is good at is sucking dick.