WASHINGTON — John Fetterman’s internal pendulum has reportedly shifted to far-left ideology following a second ambiguous health episode, according to sources close to the Senator.
Maybe if we bonk him just right he’ll turn into a Maoist for a while, and start eating expired MRE’s in an overturned T34.
The real danger would be John getting a firm bonk on the head, which could transform him back to his King Tutankhamen persona, in which he becomes a highly stylized museum jewel thief
I’m ready for his lupin iii arc