WASHINGTON — John Fetterman’s internal pendulum has reportedly shifted to far-left ideology following a second ambiguous health episode, according to sources close to the Senator.
Maybe if we bonk him just right he’ll turn into a Maoist for a while, and start eating expired MRE’s in an overturned T34.
Huge oversight on their part to not discuss the roots of his suspectability to impact-induced behavioral changes, such as the genetic factors he inherited from his mom (a 1996 compaq pc) and his dad (a lada 2105)
Huge oversight on their part to not discuss the roots of his suspectability to impact-induced behavioral changes, such as the genetic factors he inherited from his mom (a 1996 compaq pc) and his dad (a lada 2105)