Do not do this! The CIA will then need to do a family coup to keep you under control of Chiquita/United Fruit.

yeah, same …as a kid. i definitely would never do this as an adult

Please don’t buy Chiquita/UFC bananas. They all but enslaved Guatemala, participated in the genocide there, massacred workers in Brazil and several other countries and just generally managed to be one of the most blatant and destructive aspects of US imperialism in Latin America.

“Now i am become banana, the bending of worlds”

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