It kills me when reactionaries create better satire of themselves than we could ever come up with
It’s not a real tweet, but I imagine it’s partially inspired by his actual Thanksgiving 2021 tweet, which is also beyond parody:
Thanksgiving:
• Gathering with FAMILY
• Giving thanks to GOD
• Celebrating the PILGRIMS
• Watching FOOTBALLWhy do liberals hate this?
(source: Wayback Machine archive of his Twitter feed the day after Thanksgiving 2021)
This one’s a parody account if I recall, which says a lot in that it’s almost indistinguishable from the real things
uhhhh one of these things is not like the others
U NEED MILK TO MAKE MAC N CHEESE U LIBROL
Yeah gimme that mommy milker mac and cheese 🥵
I started reading and thought he was weird by the first line for implying he really wants to know the sex of the turkey he is eating. Then I kept reading and I no longer find him weird because of that first line.
Just incredibly stupid
is that 2nd pic a tony zaret bit?
Ok, which one of you’s bringing the pronoun pumpkin pie?
I got the crybaby cranberry sauce.
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Eating meat is indeed a lib thing to do
Tag yourself I’m the L shaped frowny face on the left
I’m bread
My pronouns are pumpkin/pie
jreen bean
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