It includes my cat, when she seizes control of her cardboard house and polices it so the other cat stays away. She’s a cute bastard, but still a bastard!
Oh wait she’s always a bastard, even when not being a cop. Because she can’t stop being a cat. So I guess it’s more “ACAB” for “all cats are bastards” in her case.
Oh yeah I’ve put some mice out of their misery after getting mortally maimed by my cats.
But I’m thankful that the worst police encounter I’ve had was some idiot officer investigating my house because I have playground equipment in my yard and they found a nonverbal toddler unaccompanied across town (smallish town) so therefore I must be connected in some way because I’m clearly a parent? Idk what their thought process was but when the town’s elementary school has about 300 students (I did a rough count at the last event they ran out of curiosity), spending an hour investigating the first parent you see seems like a very inefficient use of police resources
It includes my cat, when she seizes control of her cardboard house and polices it so the other cat stays away. She’s a cute bastard, but still a bastard!
Oh wait she’s always a bastard, even when not being a cop. Because she can’t stop being a cat. So I guess it’s more “ACAB” for “all cats are bastards” in her case.
Cats are also bastards, but not as sick or sadistic as pigs.
Idk you should see how they treat any mice they get their paws on…
Yeah i grew up with cats.
You’ve never had a serious police encounter, or had to out a survivor back together.
Oh yeah I’ve put some mice out of their misery after getting mortally maimed by my cats.
But I’m thankful that the worst police encounter I’ve had was some idiot officer investigating my house because I have playground equipment in my yard and they found a nonverbal toddler unaccompanied across town (smallish town) so therefore I must be connected in some way because I’m clearly a parent? Idk what their thought process was but when the town’s elementary school has about 300 students (I did a rough count at the last event they ran out of curiosity), spending an hour investigating the first parent you see seems like a very inefficient use of police resources
They are not allowed to be smart.
All cats are bobbies