This headline is thoroughly debunked in other comments.
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Please mark this as satire, it isn’t real.
Mamdani won’t become the mayor until January. Anything could happen
to himin the meantime.Folks, this was a cry for help. Show some empathy and help him along.
We used to be real country

Hey man, nice shot.
Oh god. Budd!
It has been 6,605 days or 16 years, 7 months, and 7 days that I have been waiting for Sean Hannity to be waterboarded for charity.
Not placing my bets on this one.

The original headline was something like “Cuomo says he’s moving to Mexico if Mamdani wins”
But damn do I wish he would do it anyway.
That was a fake headline
It’s right there. Looks like a headline to me
Well check out this headline:

Now what do you believe?
that looks like a headline too.
you’re blowing my brains out right now
Like come on, it’s an exclusive ffs!
ITS REAL TO ME DAMMIT
Would’ve got my vote.















