apparently in addition to a user on here saying very nice things despite just seeing a pic, and my indian boss saying it was v. good, I guess an Indian student told one of the salad bar workers that my chana saag was so good they like called their mom to talk about it

makes me feel real good ngl, I’m an ignorant uncultured cracker who’s never even eaten chana saag other than what I’ve made at work, so it’s like, very validating to know that I’m a good enough cook to just read about stuff and vibe out a flavor that matches an authentic cuisine (despite never having eaten it)

I wanna do more indian stuff because it seems like, no surprise given the size of the country and subcontinent, like several entire countries worth of cuisine in there. I was reading about various chaat like this aloo chaat here and it’s like jfc that looks great, I could do all that (if they’d buy the spices and stuff, we only have garam masala, no chaat masala, we don’t really use a lot of tamarind, etc) and guess what there’s like 10 billion variations of sick ass little snacks like this

if i only could, i’d make a deal with god

and get him, to give you, credit

It’s funny seeing the disparity between the music I actually listen to and Youtube Music’s “Songs you’ve heard in Shorts” section. I mostly listen to metal and the only shorts with music I watch are Vtubers dancing. So there’s a massive gap between my actual music history and Youtube Music going “here’s your Shortslop, piggy”

Honey what are you thinking about

Ay mi gatito miau miau ay mi gatito miau miau

Watching some well made Israeli propaganda rn, Valley of Tears

Sick and tired of being “”““pythonic””“”. I’m going to make all of my variables random 4 letter combinations (without checking for collisions) and there’s NOTHING you can do to stop me!

I hate having to ask this, and will probably delete this comment later

anyone got any ideas on how to take this flag down, seems too high for a regular ladder and my pockets aren’t exactly stuffed

Absolute Batman is a lotta fun, it feels like Batman by way of some weird combo of Mr Robot and Berserk.

I noticed one of the vegan students look at my food and then pass it over and I commented on it to a coworker because it’s like, wow, fuck you, my shit looks good today. I had stuffed mushrooms and roasted carrots and cauliflower

She talked to him later and he said "if the filling looks too much like meat he won’t eat it

How the fuck does this look too much like meat??

It’s literally just onions, peppers, spinach, bread crumbs and tofu that I marinated to taste kinda like feta cheese!

Spotify has “lossless” audio quality as an option now and when you’re playing music with it there’s a little flag

[Song title] • Lossless

Which is funny to me because it implies that they know it’s placebo quality for most Listener/speaker combos.

I hate how the internet is so unusable now.

• Everything is ancient history and 404s. I needed to be saving webpages and archiving them yesterday. One of my favorite recipes is now officially lost media.

• Google’s annoying ass AI is shoehorned everywhere. If I add “-ai” like 10% of the time google now just ignores that I explicitly said “no AI”. And it’s stupid AI will try to explain my own thoughts back to me and give me useless slop I didn’t ask for.

• Search engines even without that are still just digital billboards so even if I’m looking for a product, I am suggested things I don’t need, can’t afford, or usually both.

• YouTube’s ads have to be engineered to be as obnoxious as humanly possible. Dear porky, the more you tell the poors “money please” the less I want to give you money.

Inventing new social category of woman known as the girlman to expertly dodge various accusations against myself.

had a panick attack today coz wifu was taking the train and didnt answer after control, her residency card is expired and i’m scared. She’s ok