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theresa (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 21 hours ago

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theresa (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 21 hours ago
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  • Dragonstaff@leminal.space
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    Note to self: Consider marketing Gar fish to asexuals like the trans ladies have Blahaji.

  • BigBenis@lemmy.world
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    I almost couldn’t bring myself to upvote this one… Well done.

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    It’s not garlicced bread. It’s Garlic bread.

    Present tense.

    A gar is currently licking it at all times.

    • MimicJar@lemmy.world
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      So the green parsley isn’t green parsley, but tiny gar.

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        no, they’re smaller. didn’t they cover gar theory in your biology class in school?

        • MimicJar@lemmy.world
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          No, after I ate my garlic bread they kicked me out of biology class, I guess they thought I’d eat the other experiments too.

          • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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  • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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    nope, other way around

  • tempest@lemmy.ca
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    This isn’t it at all.

    The fish was playing the bread.

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      Like spoons or a washboard? I have a very specific animated fantasy forming in my head

      • tempest@lemmy.ca
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        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lick_(music)

        Could be whatever floats your boat

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    I had a gar as a pet fish when I was a kid. Was about 2 feet long and ate 100 feeder fish in minutes. RIP Elvis the Gar.

    • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      So Elvis is dead, I knew it

      • Pistcow@lemmy.world
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        14 hours ago

        Same result, final resting place was the toilet.

        • TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM
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          I doubt you’d wanna flush a 2 foot long fish no matter how skinny it was

    • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip
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      Had a gar that would pop the eyes out of feeder fish then eat the fish the next day

  • gnutrino@programming.dev
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    Has anyone seen a gar growing from a plant though? The elusive vine-gar.

    • SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social
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      No, but I met a gar named Vincent once.

  • Wren@lemmy.today
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    Even the most inexperienced cooks should at least have a gar licker and a spice weasel.

    • gnutrino@programming.dev
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      Bam!

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      Need a lick press.

      • Thassodar@sh.itjust.works
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        They have lick in a jar now! Works solid for me, some people say there’s not enough lick flavor

        ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

        • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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          Just add more lick then space Jesus are they stupid

  • Kernal64@sh.itjust.works
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    17 hours ago

    This is an Animal Crossing worthy pun.

  • DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works
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    21 hours ago

    Am I to believe, as God’s own truth, that the sea’s abominable and wriggling fish stuck tongue from mouth and licked this bread?

  • DrDystopia@lemy.lol
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    17 hours ago

    Gar

    Lloyd

    Garloid

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    Yes, and it’s really tasty!

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