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minus-squareIcytrees@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53·5 days agoIt’s not Adam and Eve, it’s Eve and the Ten Speed 14" Sly Serpent Girthmaster XL with Harness
minus-squaregermanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·5 days agoThe only search result for this vibrator name is this post. Congrats on coming up with a completely new arrangements of words
minus-squareIcytrees@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·4 days agoWould you believe I spent ten minutes looking for a relevant snake dildo before giving up? There’s a gap in the market just waiting to be filled.
minus-squareFluorineBalloon@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoThat last sentence could be it’s marketing tagline!
minus-squareLH0ezVT@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·5 days agoI believe in gender equality. Adam can get a Cocksqueezer 9000 Pro Ultra Max Leet Pro.
minus-squaredjsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoIt has a harness, Eve can use it on him
minus-squareirelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·5 days agoHe can use the girthmaster as well.
It’s not Adam and Eve, it’s Eve and the Ten Speed 14" Sly Serpent Girthmaster XL with Harness
The only search result for this vibrator name is this post. Congrats on coming up with a completely new arrangements of words
Would you believe I spent ten minutes looking for a relevant snake dildo before giving up? There’s a gap in the market just waiting to be filled.
That last sentence could be it’s marketing tagline!
I believe in gender equality. Adam can get a Cocksqueezer 9000 Pro Ultra Max Leet Pro.
It has a harness, Eve can use it on him
He can use the girthmaster as well.
Oddly specific
Ohh. I want one too.