DisabledAceSocialist [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chat@hexbear.netEnglish · 26 days agoGuess what tesco are giving their employees as a xmas bonus?message-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up149file-text
arrow-up149message-squareGuess what tesco are giving their employees as a xmas bonus?DisabledAceSocialist [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chat@hexbear.netEnglish · 26 days agomessage-square15fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareLENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-226 days agothere’s not a single job i’ve had where carrying a banana in my pocket for more than 5 minutes would result in anything besides mashed banana smeared through the entirety of my pocket
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·26 days agoeven if it was a firm green banana? Like it’d be like trying to bite into a raw potato and is less appetizing than a raw potato?
minus-squareLENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·26 days agoi’m very clumsy, okay
there’s not a single job i’ve had where carrying a banana in my pocket for more than 5 minutes would result in anything besides mashed banana smeared through the entirety of my pocket
even if it was a firm green banana? Like it’d be like trying to bite into a raw potato and is less appetizing than a raw potato?
i’m very clumsy, okay