we need to give him billions of tax dollars. clearly he has the answers.

This has nothing on my aesthetic of normcore/business goth

There is just black space where his eyes are supposed to be.

I know that’s not metal shop because the patches aren’t made of fire-resistant material, and are sown on the inside, which is fucking bad because if a spark gets caught in-between the interior and exterior, that’s how you catch your pants on fire. Not OSHA approved.

Compare that performative poser dickhead to the actual Punkest guy on Earth:

im so tired

Tech bros need to be culled

Holy fuck this is embarrassing

Impressive. Very nice. Now lets see Paul Allens fit

Found the original post. Psychic damage warning: goes to LinkedIn

best thread on Hexbear right now

next Falling In Reverse concert looking hype as hell

I’m usually a “wear whatever you want at any age” person, but the letterman jacket is one of those articles that has an expiration date

Less “corporate punk” more “Jeff Bezos is forcing us to install anti-homeless spikes on our clothing”