this is a sex thing right
he’s hoping to be humiliated and/or beat in the crotch with mallets
right
Ive thought that since no-one wears suits anymore, Ska bands should wear other work uniforms - like those vests retail workers wear or a polo and a lanyard
But now that ive got my wish I would like to un-wish it
Pick it up pick it uppack it up pack it upwe need to give him billions of tax dollars. clearly he has the answers.
There is just black space where his eyes are supposed to be.
I know that’s not metal shop because the patches aren’t made of fire-resistant material, and are sown on the inside, which is fucking bad because if a spark gets caught in-between the interior and exterior, that’s how you catch your pants on fire. Not OSHA approved.
Compare that performative poser dickhead to the actual Punkest guy on Earth:

Who is this? (I’m a posuer)
This has nothing on my aesthetic of normcore/business goth
Tech bros need to be culled
im so tired
Holy fuck this is embarrassing
Impressive. Very nice. Now lets see Paul Allens fit

Less “corporate punk” more “Jeff Bezos is forcing us to install anti-homeless spikes on our clothing”
no free loader is going to use my shoulders for themselves, anyway back to creating proprietary SaaS products from libre projects

Found the original post. Psychic damage warning: goes to LinkedIn
Nothing says ‘punk’ like an Amazon logo unironically embroidered onto your jacket
next Falling In Reverse concert looking hype as hell
Still a better person than Ronnie Radke, somehow.














