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MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 16 days ago

Somebody call the Volcel police, we've got a code red terror cell

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Somebody call the Volcel police, we've got a code red terror cell

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MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 16 days ago
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  • Johnny_Arson [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    This guy fucks

    • tactical_trans_karen [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      New emoji “the plumber”.

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        Like, I am a conventionally attractive fella and while not that much of a player, I do have lots of opportunities but damn. That is just 6 months. That’s a different girl every 3 days. I don’t even jerk it that often…

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          How are you getting that number? It’s a girl every three weeks or like every 20 days assuming I counted right at 9 girls.

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            oops I did mess up and went by weeks not months

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          Teens are horny and have poor judgement. If you have a kid who’s confident and a smooth talker, you get this. Some people discover their rizz at a young age.

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