The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days agoAh, young love...media.piefed.worldimagemessage-square234fedilinkarrow-up1963
arrow-up1963imageAh, young love...media.piefed.worldThe Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square234fedilink
minus-square𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·2 days agoWhat do you mean one of them? What kind of moron doesn’t carry a knife as part of their regular kit? Just today, I forgot my knife and was boned because I couldn’t open a thing until I got home. Knives are handy.
minus-squarejivandabeast@lemmy.browntown.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 day agoWhats interesting is that, in my experience, people find it SUPER weird for you to have a knife Then a couple hours later, they’re asking to borrow it to open something
minus-squareDylanMc6 [any, any]@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-21 day agoyou forgot your knife and then someone had sex with you because you DIDN’T open anything?
minus-squaredoingthestuff@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 days agoWe should only question those who don’t regularly carry knives. Are they even trying to be contributing members of society at that point?
minus-squarebitjunkie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 days agoI don’t go camping with people who can’t drive stick
minus-squaredoingthestuff@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoI would, but then I’d probably make them learn while we were camping and give them some practice on fire roads etc
minus-squarefrog_brawler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoI usually take them out, and kick them into the river. It’s the only merciful thing to do with people that can’t drive stick.
minus-squareagamemnonymous@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoI did for a while, and I never needed it. I’ve never needed to open something out and about where a key wasn’t perfectly capable.
minus-squareLastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoFunny thing is… I ALWAYS have a knife on me, and I rarely have a key.
minus-squareagamemnonymous@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoWeird, I always have my keys. How do you get into your home?
What do you mean one of them? What kind of moron doesn’t carry a knife as part of their regular kit? Just today, I forgot my knife and was boned because I couldn’t open a thing until I got home. Knives are handy.
Whats interesting is that, in my experience, people find it SUPER weird for you to have a knife
Then a couple hours later, they’re asking to borrow it to open something
you forgot your knife and then someone had sex with you because you DIDN’T open anything?
We should only question those who don’t regularly carry knives. Are they even trying to be contributing members of society at that point?
I don’t go camping with people who can’t drive stick
I would, but then I’d probably make them learn while we were camping and give them some practice on fire roads etc
I usually take them out, and kick them into the river. It’s the only merciful thing to do with people that can’t drive stick.
I did for a while, and I never needed it. I’ve never needed to open something out and about where a key wasn’t perfectly capable.
Funny thing is… I ALWAYS have a knife on me, and I rarely have a key.
Weird, I always have my keys. How do you get into your home?